A Blessing and a Curse

The Blessing
Firstly, and most importantly, I wish to congratulate my youngest brother for finally proposing to his girlfriend. I couldn't imagine a more perfect couple getting hitched. His fiance' will be a wonderful addition to the family. I'm especially looking forward to the wedding in August.

The Curse
I'm almost 5 years my brother's senior. The onslaught of questions and comments regarding my own marital status (specifically my lack thereof) will be formidable. It will certainly be a test of my intestinal fortitude, my ability to bite my tongue, to grin and bear it. I have all sorts of smart assery I could unleash, but I don't want to alienate my family and friends. They certainly mean well, but honestly, do they really think I'm not aware of the fact my youngest brother is getting married before me? The best tact for me to employ is to return the focus on my brother and his fiance'. After all the last thing I want is draw attention away from them.

I may get married, I probably won't.